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HEAD COACH: Andrea Cullen
Andrea, being probably the most experienced member of the crew, brings lots to the trampy table. Most of you might only know this lady by Ms. Cullen, the No - nonsense, hard hitting teacher who cries out for corporal punishment to make its way back into schools across the country. Until then she has assumed the role of head coach to practice those principals of punishment on tramps. You're not going to be asked to point your toes, you will be ordered, so I'd just do it.
Its safe to say that Andrea has been to the hospital the most out of all tramps, not for injuries, unfortunately, but acting as Mammy to the tramps. Its nothing to do with helping though, she has a fascination with pain and the hospital soothes this addiction. If you look closely, you can spot the line of drool every time Ray Bounces.
Her drinking habits prove that this lady has one of the dirtiest of minds. Nice to your FACE but with a little influence can shame Hugh Heffnore himself. If she's not passing out or getting violent, she texting seedy messages. Freshers run for the hills, because you certainly do not want to duck with this one.
Alias: Ms Cullen
Level: advanced
Star sign: Scorpio - You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
3 words that describe me: A lovely person (This has recently been proved to be incorrect)
Favourite chat up line: "Would you like to come to the corner with me?" (A David Long classic!!!)
Scared of: Landing on my head.
If you were an STI what would ya be and why: A new undiscovered one that gives people superhuman powers...cos that would be way cooler than making people itch and burn...
Random fact about ME: I'm engaged.. although no plans for a wedding just yet!
Favourite move: Seat drop ...cos it's almost impossible to land on your head out of it..although there are some special people who attempt this on a regular basis..not naming names...